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Post by Bombero » Thursday, 02 July 2015, 7:15 AM

An attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road,
drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and
pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney
started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche,
which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined
and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again,
would never be the same.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook
his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers
are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer . . . "My Rolex!!!!!!!"

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