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Post by Bombero » Wednesday, 12 July 2017, 7:38 AM

A blonde woman is driving down the road when she realizes that she's low on gas so she stops at a gas station.

While she's pumping gas..she notices that she locked her keys in the car.

So when she goes inside to pay for the gas...she asks the clerk for a clothes hanger so she can attempt to unlock the door herself.

She returns outside and tries to 'jimmy' the lock.

Ten minutes later the clerk comes out to see how the blonde is coming along unlocking the car.

Outside the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while another blonde inside the car is saying "A little more to the left...a little more to the right"....
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Post by 295 antenna » Wednesday, 12 July 2017, 7:59 AM

Now thats just plain wrong
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Post by MDYoungblood » Wednesday, 12 July 2017, 10:04 AM

With my experience with blondes that sounds about right.


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Post by jessejamesdallas » Wednesday, 12 July 2017, 13:28 PM

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Re: Locked out

Post by road_dogg » Friday, 14 July 2017, 16:12 PM

That is a good one. :character-beavisbutthead:

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